New Bitch Pigeons GM incoming?

[DApolloS]

Hey guys and people who don't identify as guys, I'm DApolloS, or David (I don't care what mom said about giving my real name on the internet!). So I've been told there's a chance I might end up being the first GM of The Rain City Bitch Pigeons, sorry, I mean The Seattle Kraken. Some of you know me from ADHL (Arizona) and NHLDL (Winnipeg). I've been around the leagues for a couple years now and wanted to embark on a new adventure: to see how terribly I can handle an expansion team (I'm kidding, I'll try to build a competitive roster), so that brings me here.

If I end up being selected, me and my imaginary front office staff will be putting together what we consider may end up being the best Expansion team ever. In all of sports. We may even win the whole thing our first year. Now, some of you may think we'll end up disappointing our fan base when we end up finishing 27th in the league and 3 teams behind us in the lottery jump up to grab 1st through 3rd, dropping us that much further in the first round, but I'd just like to say, we don't care. We're coming in here hoping we can put together a team that is exciting on the ice and then trade most of them away for mediocre pieces.

Anyway, hopefully this isn't the only thing I get to post in here, but if by chance I'm not selected to be the Seattle GM, I want to wish the best of luck to whoever ends up getting it.

Hope you're all having a great season so far!

[KapG]

Hahahahahahaha

Solid introductory post! Welcome to the boards! Good luck on getting the Seattle opening!!

[koomzzz]

not this guy

[Arian The Insider]

Welcome bro, glad to have you.
Also go fuck yourself


Just kidding

[Matthew]

Just so everyone knows, Lee has expressed interest in returning to be the Seattle GM as well.

[Da_Hawks]

I thought Lee was banned for being a giant baby?

[DApolloS]

Like I said, I was told I was a serious candidate, but that nothing had been decided. If it ends up being someone else, no hard feelings.

[thom54]

i like it. Fuck you too

[dave1959]

Just so everyone knows, Lee has expressed interest in returning to be the Seattle GM as well.

that ship has sailed.

[KapG]

Just so everyone knows, Lee has expressed interest in returning to be the Seattle GM as well.

So he can quit again? Fuck that

[Handsome&FairMike]

Just so everyone knows, Lee has expressed interest in returning to be the Seattle GM as well.

Lol this is a joke right??

And welcome fella.

[dave1959]

happy to have you, rain man

[kimmer]

oh god

[kyuss]

looks like this guy is already 'popular' with some of our GMs? welcome to the forums

[CasperX22]

Zzz

[DApolloS]

I'll never be able to write anything of interest for Casper. It is hopeless...

[Handsome&FairMike]

I'll never be able to write anything of interest for Casper. It is hopeless...

Sentiment is shared in this league so don’t be hard on yourself.

[DApolloS]

I'll never be able to write anything of interest for Casper. It is hopeless...

Sentiment is shared in this league so don’t be hard on yourself.

I will forever hold on to the fact I got a 1st and a decent prospect for an aging Mike Smith from him. Highlight of my Fantasy Career.

[Matthew]

Mike Smith is gold.

[Matthew]

Welcome to the league. I look forward to making an expansion deal with you.