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Ryan wroteCOLONthree seconds..

LOL, I guess i should have been more specific. I knew about the Bruins Ice Girls. I didn't ever see the ones from the four seconds slide. But a got a story about this one. A game i was at in Boston when they were playing Pittsburgh, I was sitting row 5 right against rail in Zamboni entrance. The ice girls sat right below. I got prime access to "from above cleavage". This one was so damn hot. I actually got busted by my wife, who was sitting beside me, trying to snap a picture. She wasnt happy. I was super drunk and yes, she was hot enough that i risked the shot

Thatta boy Kyle.

mr. bruin wroteCOLON

LOL, I guess i should have been more specific. I knew about the Bruins Ice Girls. I didn't ever see the ones from the four seconds slide. But a got a story about this one. A game i was at in Boston when they were playing Pittsburgh, I was sitting row 5 right against rail in Zamboni entrance. The ice girls sat right below. I got prime access to "from above cleavage". This one was so damn hot. I actually got busted by my wife, who was sitting beside me, trying to snap a picture. She wasnt happy. I was super drunk and yes, she was hot enough that i risked the shot

your wife's reaction:

I think I just gained a little bit of respect for Kyle....

I was expecting to be called a pervert..lol

She was not happy. She called me an idiot and went out to get a beer. Then i got the shot

Pretty intense blog by Howard Berger about Kessel. I cant disagree with him either...

Phil Kessel has to be better than this. He just has to be.

No one expects the talented forward to put the Maple Leafs on his back anymore; he isn’t that type of player and never will be. But, invisible? That doesn’t cut it — not now, not tomorrow, not next month or next season. And, damned well not for $5.4 million of cap space and three draft choices, two of them first-rounders. Really, folks, this doesn’t fall on Brian Burke any longer. The trade with Boston will be debated for eons, but Kessel must hold up his end of the bargain. Right now, he is mailing it in… night after night after night. And that’s on his shoulders, nobody else’s.

Burke didn’t go after Kessel with a loaded gun. The Wisconsin native was happy to leave Boston, and thrilled to be showered with riches by the Blue & White. He worked hard to rehabilitate a wonky shoulder and performed with loads of zeal and gusto after pulling on a Toronto jersey for the first time 13 months ago.

Today, only the number on his uniform bares similarity to that player. There is no evidence that Kessel can or will do anything to justify his status as the club’s marquee figure. He has three lousy goals in the past 18 games – a tailspin that resembles the 2-in-24 calamity through the middle of last season. Heck, John Mitchell could do that, and for a lot less money.

If there’s an injury holding him back — something the Leafs are keeping quiet — Phil shouldn’t be on the ice. Period.

Kessel is treated with kid gloves in this city. You’ll hardly hear a peep of condemnation from Ron Wilson, who has occasionally tried to get through to the winger by planting his rump on the bench for a few shifts. But Wilson won’t go overboard, knowing his boss has staked a large chunk of reputation on No. 81. Reporters tip-toe around Kessel and his peculiar disposition, wondering if we’ll ever get more than the patented shrug; the pained smile, and the “Aw darn, it has to go in for me eventually” pretense.

http://blog.rogersbroadcasting.com/noth ... e-ashamed/

Kessel has been terrible.

And he will be the greatest thing ever when he busts out of this slump.

And there is a summary of his entire tenure with the Leafs.

Typical Berger article...Rip the club, and it's players, I find it funny that he tries to disguise it as an objective observation, and moreso that you agree with it Kyle...

If the guy staring back at him doesn’t have more fiber and mettle than we’ve seen the past month, both player and club are doomed to mediocrity.

It’s time he started paying attention to what’s happening around him – the losing; the justifiable disappointment; the call for something better.

Or, has it all come down to collecting a salary and staying out of harm’s way?

He has three lousy goals in the past 18 games – a tailspin that resembles the 2-in-24 calamity through the middle of last season. Heck, John Mitchell could do that, and for a lot less money.

Berger is a tool, in another article he will completely contradict his point about Wilson sheltering Kessel, and write that Wilson rips his players too much...

Kessel is what he is, a world class sniper who is small and one dimensional. Anyone who expected him to battle night in and night out, put this team on his back and play physical two way hockey should give their head a shake. Kessel is what he is, a solid #2 on a very good team, someone who won't produce alone, but with the right supporting cast is an elite scorer. Until we provide him and Phaneuf (for that matter) a strong supporting cast the numbers will continue to suffer. This is no different than 90% of the Bruins roster last season...

Ryan wroteCOLONthree seconds..

*buzz*...what is the length of time you'd last before ejaculating if she ever touched you

anton wroteCOLON

Ryan wroteCOLONthree seconds..

*buzz*...what is the length of time you'd last before ejaculating if she ever touched you

I think i'd be alright because I would be sure to perform the pre-measures required to last longer.

ah, rubbin out the easy one. classic.

I think Berger has some valid points. Call me crazy or stupid, fine. Instead of folding up like an old chair, A guy getting paid that money needs to step his game up and be a leader. Phaneuf can only do so much. It is no secret that Kessel has had a history of lacking competitiveness when times are tough or when he tends to see things differently than his coach. There is no excuse to give up and just decide to not back check. No one player is above the game. If you are only going to get 100% from a guy when things are going good, he doesn't deserve to be paid that money and be a teams prototypical sniper. I don't disagree that he is an amazing talent. If his head was in the right spot 100% of the time, this would never be an issue. I have seen Kessel be physical and back check, he is very effective. He was killing penalties just before he left Boston. He seemed to excel in that role too.

OMG...The Leaf Fans are starting to snap. Love it. Waffles?

http://watch.tsn.ca/featured/#clip387368

Beachemins reaction is hilarious. "ahh..I looked down and i didn't know what was on my stick"

Pronger is hilarious.

mr. bruin wroteCOLONOMG...The Leaf Fans are starting to snap. Love it. Waffles?

http://watch.tsn.ca/featured/#clip387368

Beachemins reaction is hilarious. "ahh..I looked down and i didn't know what was on my stick"

Pronger is hilarious.

He asked a very good question. Who brings waffles to a game? I wasn't a fan of it, very Hab fan like and we are better then that. Plus.. waffles are delicious..

I love Chris Pronger...

Funniest gif I have seen in a while....

What a freaking Train of a hit...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUWrvOTP ... r_embedded[/youtube]

mr. bruin wroteCOLONWhat a freaking Train of a hit...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUWrvOTP ... r_embedded[/youtube]

frolik's skate almost sliced tootoo across the face after the hit

Frolik got fucked up there. Beauty hit!

Keep your head up, Michael.