Buds Board Keepers League

dave1959 wroteCOLON

Tony wroteCOLON

HAHAHAHAHA love it

laughed pretty hard at this one too. Hu is definitely on first.

shooker wroteCOLONHu is definitely on first.

That's what I'm asking you!

shooker wroteCOLON

dave1959 wroteCOLON

Tony wroteCOLON

HAHAHAHAHA love it

laughed pretty hard at this one too. Hu is definitely on first.

Who's On First

(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)

LOU: I love baseball. When we get to St. Louis, will you tell me the guys' name on the team so when I go to see them in that St. Louis ball park I'll be able to know those fellows?

BUD: All right. But you know, strange as it may seems, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names, nick names, like "Dizzy Dean." Now on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third --

LOU: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.

BUD: I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third --

LOU: You know the fellows' names?

BUD: Yes.

LOU: Well, then who's playin' first.

BUD: Yes

LOU: I mean the fellow's name on first base.

BUD: Who.

LOU: The fellow playin' first base for St. Louis.

BUD: Who.

LOU: The guy on first base.

BUD: Who is on first.

LOU: Well, what are you askin' me for?

BUD: I'm not asking you -- I'm telling you. WHO IS ON FIRST.

LOU: I'm asking you -- who's on first?

BUD: That's the man's name!

LOU: That's who's name?

BUD: Yes.

LOU: Well, go ahead and tell me.

BUD: Who.

LOU: The guy on first.

BUD: Who.

LOU: The first baseman.

BUD: Who is on first.

LOU: Have you got a first baseman on first?

BUD: Certainly.

LOU: Then who's playing first?

BUD: Absolutely.

LOU: (pause) When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

BUD: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man's entitled to it.

LOU: Who is?

BUD: Yes.

LOU: So who gets it?

BUD: Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

LOU: Who's wife?

BUD: Yes. After all the man earns it.

LOU: Who does?

BUD: Absolutely.

LOU: Well all I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name on first base.

BUD: Oh, no, no, What is on second base.

LOU: I'm not asking you who's on second.

BUD: Who's on first.

LOU: That's what I'm trying to find out.

BUD: Well, don't change the players around.

LOU: I'm not changing nobody.

BUD: Now, take it easy.

LOU: What's the guy's name on first base?

BUD: What's the guy's name on second base.

LOU: I'm not askin' ya who's on second.

BUD: Who's on first.

LOU: I don't know.

BUD: He's on third. We're not talking about him.

LOU: How could I get on third base?

BUD: You mentioned his name.

LOU: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?

BUD: No, Who's playing first.

LOU: Stay offa first, will ya?

BUD: Well what do you want me to do?

LOU: Now what's the guy's name on first base?

BUD: What's on second.

LOU: I'm not asking ya who's on second.

BUD: Who's on first.

LOU: I don't know.

BUD: He's on third.

LOU: There I go back on third again.

BUD: Well, I can't change their names.

LOU: Say, will you please stay on third base.

BUD: Please. Now what is it you want to know.

LOU: What is the fellow's name on third base.

BUD: What is the fellow's name on second base.

LOU: I'm not askin' ya who's on second.

BUD: Who's on first.

LOU: I don't know.

BUD: THIRD BASE!

LOU: You got an outfield?

BUD: Oh, sure.

LOU: St. Louis has got a good outfield?

BUD: Oh, absolutely.

LOU: The left fielder's name?

BUD: Why.

LOU: I don't know, I just thought I'd ask.

BUD: Well, I just thought I'd tell you.

LOU: Them tell me who's playing left field.

BUD: Who's playing first.

LOU: Stay out of the infield!

BUD: Don't Don't mention any names out here.

LOU: I want to know what's the fellow's name on left field?

BUD: What is on second.

LOU: I'm not askin' ya who's on second.

BUD: Who is on first.

LOU: I don't know.

BUD & LOU: (together and calmly) Third base.

LOU: And the left fielder's name?

BUD: Why.

LOU: Because.

BUD: Oh he's Center Field.

LOU: (whimpers) Center field.

BUD: Yes.

LOU: Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team.

BUD: Wouldn't this be a fine team without a pitcher.

LOU: I don't know. Tell me the pitcher's name.

BUD: Tomorrow.

LOU: You don't want to tell me today?

BUD: I'm tell you, man.

LOU: Then go ahead.

BUD: Tomorrow.

LOU: What time?

BUD: What time what?

LOU: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?

BUD: Now listen, Who is not pitching. Who is on --

LOU: I'LL BREAK YOU ARM IF YOU SAY "WHO'S ON FIRST!"

BUD: Then why come up here and ask?

LOU: I want to know what's the pitcher's name.

BUD: What's on second.

LOU: I don't know.

BUD & LOU: (VERY QUICKLY) THIRD BASE!

LOU: You gotta Catcher?

BUD: Yes.

LOU: The Catcher's name?

BUD: Today.

LOU: Today. And Tomorrow's pitching.

BUD: Now you've got it.

LOU: That's all. St. Louis hat a couple of days on their team.

BUD: Well I can't help that.

LOU: You know I'm a good catcher too.

BUD: I know that.

LOU: I would like to play for the St. Louis team.

BUD: Well I might arrange that.

LOU: I would like to catch. Now I'm being a good Catcher, tomorrow's pitching on the team, and I'm catching.

BUD: Yes.

LOU: Tomorrow throws the ball and the guy up bunts the ball.

BUD: Yes.

LOU: Now when he bunts the ball -- me being a good catcher -- I want to throw the guy out a first base, so I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

BUD: Now that's the first thing you've said right.

LOU: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!

BUD: Well, that's all you have to do.

LOU: is to throw it to first base.

BUD: Yes.

LOU: Now who's got it?

BUD: Naturally.

LOU: Who has it?

BUD: Naturally.

LOU: Naturally.

BUD: Naturally.

LOU: O.K.

BUD: Now you've got it.

LOU: I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.

BUD: No you don't you throw the ball to first base.

LOU: Then who gets it?

BUD: Naturally.

LOU: O.K.

BUD: All right.

LOU: I throw the ball to Naturally.

BUD: You don't you throw it to Who.

LOU: Naturally.

BUD: Well, naturally. Say it that way.

LOU: That's what I said.

BUD: You did not.

LOU: I said I'd throw the ball to Naturally.

BUD: You don't. You throw it to Who.

LOU: Naturally.

BUD: Yes.

LOU: So I throw the ball to first base and Naturally gets it.

BUD: No. You throw the ball to first base--

LOU: Then who gets it?

BUD: Naturally.

LOU: That's what I'm saying.

BUD: You're not saying that.

LOU: I throw the ball to Naturally.

BUD: You throw it to Who!

LOU: Naturally.

BUD: Naturally. Well say it that way.

LOU: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!

BUD: Now don't get excited.

LOU: Whose gettin excited!! I throw the ball to first base--

BUD: Then Who gets it.

LOU: (annoyed) HE BETTER GET IT!

BUD: That's it. All right now. Take it easy.

LOU: Hrmmph.

BUD: Hrmmph.

LOU: Now I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second.

BUD: Uh-huh.

LOU: Who picks up the ball and throws it to what. What throws it to I don't know. I don't know throws it back to tomorrow -- a triple play.

BUD: Yeah. It could be.

LOU: Another guy gets up and it's a long fly ball to center. Why? I don't know, he's on third, and I don't give a darn.

BUD: What did you say.

LOU: I said "I don't give a darn."

BUD: Oh, that's our shortstop!

LOU: ABBOTT!

Paille with a gMe winning goal?? Lol fuck off with this.

I am noticing many teams are having to start injured players due to lack of depth, me included. I would be curious to see some numbers on actual gp per team to date vs available GP to all teams. Sounds confusing but basically a stat saying for example. Boston should have played 351 games to date having a 23 man roster. They have played 311 games. interesting stuff, dont know if possible...

KapG wroteCOLONPaille with a gMe winning goal?? Lol fuck off with this.

I think Dubnyk getting a 7-0 shutout of CLB is the bigger bitch ass move....thanks Shoalzie lol...

CAM wroteCOLONI am noticing many teams are having to start injured players due to lack of depth, me included. I would be curious to see some numbers on actual gp per team to date vs available GP to all teams. Sounds confusing but basically a stat saying for example. Boston should have played 351 games to date having a 23 man roster. They have played 311 games. interesting stuff, dont know if possible...

Rules taken from our CBA

4-6 : Each team is required to have at least one thousand one hundred (1100) games played by their skaters over the course of the season.
4-6-1 : Penalty for not meeting games played rule will be issued and decided on by Admins and the CC

Josh has built quite a nice team

stats are super tight in our matchup

Chuck Norris wroteCOLON

KapG wroteCOLONPaille with a gMe winning goal?? Lol fuck off with this.

I think Dubnyk getting a 7-0 shutout of CLB is the bigger bitch ass move....thanks Shoalzie lol...

Stupid Dubnyk wants to start playing well so Bryz can't play.

Not as big a night as Tuesday, Mike: Letang, Chimera, Olseky & Gryba versus Crosby & Coyle.

I'd really appreciate a big night from Sid, so far he's kinda been a non-difference against top BBKL teams, but shows up when I'm already well on way to a Victory...

---------------------Info----------------------------------------------------------
Category wins: TOR (82) TBL (76)/ CAR (24) DET (21)

Record vs league: TOR (2118-856-274) / DET (646-2264-338)

GP: LAK (401), MTL (394) , DET (310) DAL (288)

Weekly records: TBL/TOR (6-0-1), DAL (0-7-0)
----------------------------------Scoring categories-----------------------

Goals: TOR (91) & LAK (79), NJD (32) DET (28)

Assists: NSH (135) LAK(117), PHX (60) DET (45)

Points: LAK (196 ) TOR(190 ), NJD (93) DET (73)

Special Team Points: NSH(62) LAK (60), NJD (23) DET (9)

Game Winning Goals: TBL (16) MIN (14), PHI (3) NJD (2)

Shots On-Goal: SJS (757) TOR (753), BUF (275) DET (218)

Face-offs-Won: TBL (1039) TOR (962), WPG (312) DAL (220)

Plus/Minus: SJS (38) BOS (36), DET (-29) WPG (-68)

Penalty Minutes: TBL (315) TOR (305), PIT (149) NSH (148)

Hits: TOR (648) TBL (576), CAR (314) NSH (252)

Blocked Shots: PIT (380) TBL (356), CAR (194) DAL (134)

Short Handed Time-on-ice: PIT (875) CBJ (762), WPG (292) DAL (188)

Goalie Wins: TOR/NYR (15), EDM(4) DAL (1)

Goals-Against Average: BOS (1.71) ANA (1.81), DET (3.4) CAR (3.54)

Save-Percent: BOS (.942) MTL (.937), DET (.885) CAR (.880)

Shutouts: TOR (4), 8 teams with 0, -> 39 total, so far this year.


----------------------------------Individuals-----------------------


Goals: Steen & Ovy (17)

Assists: Thornton (20)

Points: Crosby & Steen (26)

Special Team Points: Ovy & Backstrom (13)

Game Winning Goals: Perry & Steen (4)

Shots On-Goal: Ovy (110)

Face-offs-Won: Vermette (294)

Plus/Minus: Penner (+16)/ Yak (-14)

Penalty Minutes: Dorsett (82)

Hits: Martin (102)

Blocked Shots: MacDonald (81)

Short Handed Time-on-ice: Carlson (90)

Goalie Wins: Bishop/Crawford (13)

Goals-Against Average: Scrivens (1.35)

Save-Percent: Stalock (.952) Scrivens (.949)

Shutouts: Scrivens (3)


->>>>>>>>> holy sh*t Scrivens <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

I'm dropping, not Top 3 in anything!

At least I have FOW leader.

Same. Although I have the assist and SV% leaders ... so I win

Tony wroteCOLONSame. Although I have the assist and SV% leaders ... so I win

Asshole

im shiv of week 6... goal is nil..

matty marts!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome

then 2 mins after that save he let in a weak goal

Crosby did well. Not the FOW I've come to expect, but still, pretty solid game. Coyle is a stud, we're in for a battle Michael.

hong57 wroteCOLONim shiv of week 6... goal is nil..

got a goal from zajac.. but technical speaking.. it's a ducks own goal so my team still haven't score any goals