BBKL Season Predictions 17-18

[thom54]

Eastern Conference
Atlantic
1. TOR * Trades Burns. Fuck him for having BOTH american and canadian Jesuses
2. BUF * Respect the king. Zadorov is MVP of his D core. Loses in first round to FLA
3. FLA * The new Tony East.
4. MTL * flies under the radar the whole season. Eichel is injured for playoff run.
5. TBAY * Does NOT go fucking ape shit bonkers nuclear for a month and knock off a legit championship contender. DESTORYED 12-0-1 in first round. Fuck Nick.
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6. BOS * Clings to respectability. Doesn't make a trade.
7. DET * Smith has a monster year, keeping him afloat.
8. OTT * doesn't rebuild.

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1. WSH * Smokes fucking tampa bay. Posts 1008 pictures of the Swedish chef annoyingly celebrating everything Bjorkstrand does.
2. PIT * Nolan Patrick has a fantastic BBKL year, out Fantrax scoring Nico H. Doesn't Trade Howard, who becomes his playoff starter.
3. NYI * somehow fucking keeps going despite his whole team having biopsy proven Leprosy. Every-single-fucking-one. This isn't the year of Mono, it's Leprosy. and Tony somehow keeps going.
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4. CBS *just rebuild already. Allen gets injured again. Husso gets 20games.
5. CAR * Biggest Shocker here. Tricks Paul into thinking he's close to making BBKL playoff noise. Summer 2018, sells his 2020 pick for a Corey Perry.
6. NJD * Has only one defenseman get over 100 SHTOI
7. NYR * becomes the softest team in BBKL, worse than Edmonton.
8. PHI * doesn't make Goalies GP, wins lottery but drops down spots b/c of it. Lee handles this all very calmly.

Western
Pacific
1. LAK *continues to get younger, Average age will hit 19.
2. VGK *trades for beauchemin to continue to be Tony West
3. CGY * Schneider has another bad year.
4. EDM * Morin has a monster year in BBKL, almost topples CGY in standings.
5. VAN * injuries to Kesler tank his team. Also Kesler is going to crumble. his Tbay goalie does have a good year finally.
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6. SJS * has to trade for a goalie to get goalie starts
7. ANA *doesn't trade Dubnyk b/c no one meets his demand of ten 1sts and a backup
8. ARI *signs in weekly

Central
1. NSH *sits Laine just to piss off people
2. MIN * Trades Ovechkin
3. DAL *is able to dress a full set of wingers by week 18 for the first time
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4. WPG * is never able to dress 6 D that play games any week during the season
5. STL * MVP is radulov.
6. COL * good god his D is the biggest rag tag group out there. Trades Couturier for a subpar return. Roundly mocked by everyone ... especially Paul
7. CHI * does he have 20 contracts?

Conference FInals:

East - WSH vs. TOR
West - NSH -VGK

Finals: TOR - NSH

Champ: NSH

Miscellaneous
1. all EIGHT of the Atlantic Division will finish ahead of Metro's 3-8. Only PIT and WSH will be above that bar.
2. Chicago and ARI miss games played
3. Dallas scares the shit out of a lot of teams, but is undone by shitty benched goaltending (elliot) and Saros not playing in his playoff week.
4. Arian takes out Steve b/c of a Chad Johnson Shutout.
5. Bjorkstrand scores 50 points. Mik is fucking furious.

[Lee]

God damn Thom. Probably right.

[kyuss]

L O L

[KapG]

Thom, just wait till I unload Martin and clutterbuck lol

[Bruyns]

Thanks for the write-up. I think DAL would win the Pacific if he were in it, balance of power is shifting more to even instead of the East dominating the West.

[CasperX22]

Sure. Happy to trade Couturier for McDavid.

[Arian The Insider]

Thomstrodamus

[KapG]

Im hoping for the #1 pick

[The BBKL Insider]

Love my prediction, had a good laugh.

[cliff11]

It's a slow re build for the yotes

[hong57]

thanks for the prediction.
ovi won't be traded haha

[hong57]

of coz subject to an vastly overpayment..........

[Matthew]

This is actually pretty great.

[Loki]

Probably pretty accurate