Buds Board Keepers League

Alright fellas, this is your GM speaking. I understand you have had to deal with some adversity and coming from behind due to injuries but the slow play of the last few weeks has got to come to an end. I want to see your best performances over the next week. I will reward you each with a week on my private island in the south pacific.

Mr Getzlaf, your buddy Perry is not playing, time for you to step the fuck up and show your true power forward ways. Mr Couture, you have been slow of late, step the fuck up and lead that slipping power house SJ. Mr Fisher, tonight you will get to jam your hot wife in the ass multiple times if you can put up a hat trick with 10 hits and 5 BS. Go.

I will speak to the rest of you on future game days.

This should be good

BBKL has officially lost it's mind

May be crazy over here but I aint quitting

mr. bruin wroteCOLONAlright fellas, this is your GM speaking. I understand you have had to deal with some adversity and coming from behind due to injuries but the slow play of the last few weeks has got to come to an end. I want to see your best performances over the next week. I will reward you each with a week on my private island in the south pacific.

Mr Getzlaf, your buddy Perry is not playing, time for you to step the fuck up and show your true power forward ways. Mr Couture, you have been slow of late, step the fuck up and lead that slipping power house SJ. Mr Fisher, tonight you will get to jam your hot wife in the ass multiple times if you can put up a hat trick with 10 hits and 5 BS. Go.I will speak to the rest of you on future game days.

i think u will take his wife and run

oh no doubt there man. You guys can have eachother and the Bruins. I will take her to my Island and have my ways

mr. bruin wroteCOLONoh no doubt there man. You guys can have eachother and the Bruins. I will take her to my Island and have my ways

True meaning of closed door team meeting.. closed and locked their door.. take their wifes out and ...

You fucks are deaf and over-paid. Guess i will have to wait to see what the day 2 starting lineup has to say....

4 FOW's from 3 top centers???? WTF is going on!!!!!!!!!! seriously who is fucking with me. WTF

I her there is some dissent in the room from the inability of the gm of the team failin to acquire a point per game for relatively cheap price.

Kezia wroteCOLONI her there is some dissent in the room from the inability of the gm of the team failin to acquire a point per game for relatively cheap price.

You tell those fucks that the silly thing called a salary cap is actually real and not imaginary.

But yea...Andy would at least be helping me out. My team is fucked. Just bad luck.

They miss their captain

Ok Boys, little late on the pep talk but I got a few words for you. You are missing one captain in Cally, but Iggy is hot and will help you morally and on the score sheet. The failings of Captain three in Getz is getting very concerning. With Goaltending non existent this week and a big negative on the stat sheet you will need to go off offensively to have any chance at squeaking one out. I mean like 35-40 pts with half coming on special teams play. Start shooting the puck. I want to see 5-7 shots per game from each and every one of you. Timmy, your littel Whitehouse stunt has really fucked us over. If you want to save any dignity you need to post at least one shutout in the next 2 games and preferably 2 to make up for your shitbag play of late. Oh and Logan, why dont you trip that buddy of yours Marleau, so he blows out a knee and gives us a leg up. Fish man, no endless bum love as you only got one goal last night. Not bad but i want at least 2 next game. Now, my biggest concern is really for 2 of you guys. Mr Daniel Sedin and Mr. Ryan Getzlaf. Both of you have been high paid floaters of late. Daniel, you have 2 games this week. You better break that fucking drought in a big way. Ryan, you pussy, do something. Your buddy Perry has stepped uop and continues to produce. what the fuck is wrong with you? You cant even win more than 4 faceoffs in a game? You are supposed to be a top power forward center in the game. play like it. If you aint gonna score you better be getting dirty. I want major pims from you.

signed, your slightly disgruntled GM who can easily be your happy schizo GM if you listen to me.

RIP Kyle's mental state.

Dissent grows thick in the locker room as Andy McDonald puts up yet another 2 spot and 7 FOW

LOL. this thread is golden.

Alright you fuckers. I have had it up to here with this horseshit. Each and every one of you fuckers are lazy cunts. Do you job and do it better than 110% you overpaid bums. Mr. Rinaldo, if i dont see 2,5,and 10 out of you tonight after 8 hits your going to the PB. I want to see some damn fireworks coming out of this team tonight. Oh and Mr. Callahan, you are a freaking pussy. Little guy has a bruised foot does he? Well suck it up sunshine, you are a millionaire. Timmy, you best be wanting a put up a big donut tonight because the head of the Civil Liberty's Association is here and shes taking names. Fruits...

mr. bruin wroteCOLONAlright you fuckers. I have had it up to here with this horseshit. Each and every one of you fuckers are lazy cunts. Do you job and do it better than 110% you overpaid bums. Mr. Rinaldo, if i dont see 2,5,and 10 out of you tonight after 8 hits your going to the PB. I want to see some damn fireworks coming out of this team tonight. Oh and Mr. Callahan, you are a freaking pussy. Little guy has a bruised foot does he? Well suck it up sunshine, you are a millionaire. Timmy, you best be wanting a put up a big donut tonight because the head of the Civil Liberty's Association is here and shes taking names. Fruits...

You realize that a bruised foot can not only cause irreparable damage if confined in a skate, but is also likely to be swollen and unable to fit inside a skate?

No i didn't realize that. You are a pussy too, then. You must be into Shakespeare, right?