Buds Board Keepers League

Eastern Conference
Atlantic
1. TOR * Trades Burns. Fuck him for having BOTH american and canadian Jesuses
2. BUF * Respect the king. Zadorov is MVP of his D core. Loses in first round to FLA
3. FLA * The new Tony East.
4. MTL * flies under the radar the whole season. Eichel is injured for playoff run.
5. TBAY * Does NOT go fucking ape shit bonkers nuclear for a month and knock off a legit championship contender. DESTORYED 12-0-1 in first round. Fuck Nick.
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6. BOS * Clings to respectability. Doesn't make a trade.
7. DET * Smith has a monster year, keeping him afloat.
8. OTT * doesn't rebuild.

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1. WSH * Smokes fucking tampa bay. Posts 1008 pictures of the Swedish chef annoyingly celebrating everything Bjorkstrand does.
2. PIT * Nolan Patrick has a fantastic BBKL year, out Fantrax scoring Nico H. Doesn't Trade Howard, who becomes his playoff starter.
3. NYI * somehow fucking keeps going despite his whole team having biopsy proven Leprosy. Every-single-fucking-one. This isn't the year of Mono, it's Leprosy. and Tony somehow keeps going.
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4. CBS *just rebuild already. Allen gets injured again. Husso gets 20games.
5. CAR * Biggest Shocker here. Tricks Paul into thinking he's close to making BBKL playoff noise. Summer 2018, sells his 2020 pick for a Corey Perry.
6. NJD * Has only one defenseman get over 100 SHTOI
7. NYR * becomes the softest team in BBKL, worse than Edmonton.
8. PHI * doesn't make Goalies GP, wins lottery but drops down spots b/c of it. Lee handles this all very calmly.

Western
Pacific
1. LAK *continues to get younger, Average age will hit 19.
2. VGK *trades for beauchemin to continue to be Tony West
3. CGY * Schneider has another bad year.
4. EDM * Morin has a monster year in BBKL, almost topples CGY in standings.
5. VAN * injuries to Kesler tank his team. Also Kesler is going to crumble. his Tbay goalie does have a good year finally.
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6. SJS * has to trade for a goalie to get goalie starts
7. ANA *doesn't trade Dubnyk b/c no one meets his demand of ten 1sts and a backup
8. ARI *signs in weekly

Central
1. NSH *sits Laine just to piss off people
2. MIN * Trades Ovechkin
3. DAL *is able to dress a full set of wingers by week 18 for the first time
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4. WPG * is never able to dress 6 D that play games any week during the season
5. STL * MVP is radulov.
6. COL * good god his D is the biggest rag tag group out there. Trades Couturier for a subpar return. Roundly mocked by everyone ... especially Paul
7. CHI * does he have 20 contracts?

Conference FInals:

East - WSH vs. TOR
West - NSH -VGK

Finals: TOR - NSH

Champ: NSH

Miscellaneous
1. all EIGHT of the Atlantic Division will finish ahead of Metro's 3-8. Only PIT and WSH will be above that bar.
2. Chicago and ARI miss games played
3. Dallas scares the shit out of a lot of teams, but is undone by shitty benched goaltending (elliot) and Saros not playing in his playoff week.
4. Arian takes out Steve b/c of a Chad Johnson Shutout.
5. Bjorkstrand scores 50 points. Mik is fucking furious.

God damn Thom. Probably right.

Thom, just wait till I unload Martin and clutterbuck lol

Thanks for the write-up. I think DAL would win the Pacific if he were in it, balance of power is shifting more to even instead of the East dominating the West.

Sure. Happy to trade Couturier for McDavid.

Thomstrodamus

Im hoping for the #1 pick

Love my prediction, had a good laugh.

It's a slow re build for the yotes

thanks for the prediction.
ovi won't be traded haha

of coz subject to an vastly overpayment..........

This is actually pretty great.

Probably pretty accurate